At dinner tonight, Liam was talking about the puppy next door, who happens to be the most adorable Australian Shepherd ever. In fact, he was pretending to be her, and after some random comments about chasing our cat, “Callie the dog” started the toilet talk.
The table conversation was deteriorating rapidly. Meghan sweetly said with a smile, “Callie, that is really inappropriate.”
Excuse me? Aren’t you my four year old?